Founder and curator of I Love Charts & I Love Old Magazines. Blogger at Forbes. Postmodern dating columnist. On the Internet.Tumblr (3.0; @joberholtzer)http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dcd56e5c73bc014bb6971d93bd51c71/tumblr_mohxysLuUG1qkpoqxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slacktory.tumblr.com/post/53124155483/yesterday-we-shot-a-new-episode-of-my-fake-how-to" target="_blank">slacktory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Yesterday we shot a new episode of my fake how-to show, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6CF3CC3CD9B95B91" target="_blank">Nailed It</a>! That’s <a href="http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Jason Oberholtzer</a>, who plays a drug dealer, and <a href="https://vimeo.com/leveritt" target="_blank">Tom Leveritt</a>, our director-producer. Just some normal guys trading shirts for an extra shot.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t deal drugs in real life, but I do own that douchey tank top. </p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/53125434021http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/53125434021Sun, 16 Jun 2013 13:49:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9814d224ae7e606b22797b0d90df3d8d/tumblr_mocqnpnBof1qc4svro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/53010358262http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/53010358262Sat, 15 Jun 2013 03:45:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4972fcc22419ab28b7d9ba6cf8f5ac75/tumblr_moev8800Rx1qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Flag Day</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52989300622http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52989300622Fri, 14 Jun 2013 21:38:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/14f8084009b0651947a0726dbf03ef6f/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9977b3bdd5855a302d48123bcc0a1485/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58e909313081602370854e28ed8f594e/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b96b7fd83eede7b4895f5e90e83748b3/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8735b269e3ac0d9857a3f2cbb9f3959/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/30320a92db9911545b7230fb49548dfd/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/426899ea00d70a279ff9cbba3f26c874/tumblr_mnvr9dnPXr1s3vfuto7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52949721379http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52949721379Fri, 14 Jun 2013 11:11:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daac95e94be33a229af380fbbfaf7cdc/tumblr_mkip0bDZ011s5lomgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://get-elain-a-horse.tumblr.com/post/46746625177/i-tumblr-my-name-is-elaine-you-can-see-me-in" target="_blank">get-elain-a-horse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless</p> </blockquote>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52884529831http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52884529831Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:57:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6eb63c03b9c10e512fdaa47ab75091cf/tumblr_mnmgwv34dZ1rne776o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>Sleepwalkers</p> </blockquote> <p>This came out in 1992. </p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52883450445http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52883450445Thu, 13 Jun 2013 14:41:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9ddd12c1251b6a08510e95b9f3d962fa/tumblr_moako9UL2F1qzpqcao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wherein I write about not getting laid at my college reunion, <a href="https://medium.com/dating-advice-from-the-internet/247fa450fa18" target="_blank">amongst other things…</a></p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52802284633http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52802284633Wed, 12 Jun 2013 14:00:09 -0400dating<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a83ce3db31d66babf66e62932fe7269c/tumblr_mo6n0gLlfb1qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Office Juicing: Day One (at Sulia HQ)</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52629149453http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52629149453Mon, 10 Jun 2013 11:00:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f4153a303be40e3d201f1fc6940ce60/tumblr_mo1w41HQ111qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#YOLO #hamsoc</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52423636885http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52423636885Fri, 07 Jun 2013 21:28:49 -0400hamsocyolo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d908b8387306bbaea3dc346e408875e/tumblr_mo1e0b0Fdi1qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Social media. #HamSoc (at Kirner-Johnson Building @ Hamilton College)</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52396147921http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52396147921Fri, 07 Jun 2013 14:57:46 -0400hamsoc<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/feb6f1e077cd35b435ee7efb67712698/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c3fef2666de684053575458af32f1512/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c26633f883a68be7c02878b159aefb6/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90189d80c2b7a54c32a587e6a7a98f18/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ec127d1ef637cfb28cf5b770b93ea8f/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ff8e60f65aea6347cfc4b98e4948d39/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d801d618cf6739c010f092b2ae4339a2/tumblr_mnxx3axsxa1qz53j7o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://finalbossform.com/post/52249988702/google-image-search-results-for-consumer" target="_blank">kenyatta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Google Image Search Results for “Consumer”</p> </blockquote> <p>Brilliant all around.</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52250347164http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52250347164Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:04:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4af73b44811c82d52091d9c332d81364/tumblr_mnsd3azUgu1qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#butts</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52003953563http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/52003953563Sun, 02 Jun 2013 17:59:34 -0400butts<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2f39e402c6756c5734965dc6696456b/tumblr_mnomdrbCEy1qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://laughingsquid.com/pages-from-the-grumpy-cat-movie-script-leaked/" target="_blank"><strong>Pages From the Grumpy Cat Movie Script Leaked</strong></a></p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51830009266http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51830009266Fri, 31 May 2013 17:29:51 -0400lol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa0688dc62edc457eda1f4958b5625dc/tumblr_mkqadjm2eZ1r47bczo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2d6aa4730b268cbd834aa8a5b982bb93/tumblr_mkqadjm2eZ1r47bczo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fdef71946cf7f2b88c9b44d78d32cd1/tumblr_mkqadjm2eZ1r47bczo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://victoriousvocabulary.tumblr.com/post/51716596959/gasconade-noun-1-extravagant-boasting" target="_blank">victoriousvocabulary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>GASCONADE</p> <p><em>[noun]</em></p> <p>1. extravagant boasting; boastful talk.</p> <p><em>[verb]</em></p> <p>2. to boast extravagantly; bluster.</p> <p><em>Etymology</em>: French <em>gasconnade</em>, derivative of <em>gasconner -</em> to boast, chatter.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101414/" target="_blank">Beauty & the Beast</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51718739027http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51718739027Thu, 30 May 2013 07:59:00 -0400noooo oooonneeeee...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0678f429f30dace031c097cd12ba15c5/tumblr_mnb4t6MgSL1qzpqcao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b><a href="http://www.thisismyjam.com/joberholtzer/_5sz7oo5?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=sharing&utm_campaign=user" target="_blank">‘O sacrum convivium’ by Olivier Messiaen</a></b> is my new jam.</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51226366236http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51226366236Fri, 24 May 2013 10:41:30 -0400thisismyjamI have a confession to make: I&#8217;ve never read any Lovecraft. Where should I start?http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51226066577http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/51226066577Fri, 24 May 2013 10:35:19 -0400lovecrafth.p. lovecraft<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb0c086ad6415749a7c24f0022b0aa6c/tumblr_mmyeupqtPt1r20dhzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarahlcomics.tumblr.com/post/50663109965/i-had-a-nightmare-that-my-baby-grew-up-to-become-a" target="_blank">sarahlcomics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I had a nightmare that my baby grew up to become a hippie who twirled fire sticks.</p> </blockquote>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50669683355http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50669683355Fri, 17 May 2013 15:43:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c580dd3c79e74ec6ea19eaec647272b/tumblr_mmxm55yx9x1qzp87ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/50653267834/sexpigeon-sexpigeon-morris-is-missing-he" target="_blank">bestrooftalkever</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexpigeon.tumblr.com/post/50649640883/sexpigeon-morris-is-missing-he-ran-out-of-the" target="_blank">sexpigeon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexpigeon.tumblr.com/post/50639695335/morris-is-missing-he-ran-out-of-the-house-he-was" target="_blank">sexpigeon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.</p> </blockquote> <div class="post_wrapper"> <div class="post_content clearfix" id="post_content_50649410834"> <div class="caption"> <p>Morris update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him.</p> <p>Thank you so much to everyone who’s already reblogged this, and for all the support in general. We’ve notified animal control and we’ll be flyering/searching all day. If anyone has suggestions about other things we should be doing, let us know. And please keep your fingers crossed for little Morris. </p> </div> </div> <div class="clear"></div> </div> </blockquote> <p>FIND MORRIS</p> </blockquote>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50653422487http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50653422487Fri, 17 May 2013 10:36:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40c76639d268dfcc901134db0f60d2ed/tumblr_mmwzi1ofAm1qzpqcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fresh start. Summer look.</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50609835119http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50609835119Thu, 16 May 2013 19:20:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed1168db37bcdf30cf4d9d6b3665d955/tumblr_mmwfzhNYhZ1qzpqcao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A few words on <a href="https://medium.com/dating-advice-from-the-internet/d0a6078aa7fa" target="_blank">the kind of guy I hate</a>.</p>http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50582939388http://joberholtzer.tumblr.com/post/50582939388Thu, 16 May 2013 12:18:53 -0400that guynice guygene marksbald spot looks like a penis