"London. You could crap a better opening. Arthur? The Magna Carta? Romans?? J.m. Barry? CS Lewis? Shakespeare? Stonehenge? The highlands? Fuckin Robin Hood? So much history… God love him, they give us Mcartney, The industrial revolution, Kenneth horrible Branagh. The holy grail for gods sake! Uuughh it hurts."

— My sister, who definitely needs a Twitter account.