slacktory:

Yesterday we shot a new episode of my fake how-to show, Nailed It! That’s Jason Oberholtzer, who plays a drug dealer, and Tom Leveritt, our director-producer. Just some normal guys trading shirts for an extra shot.

I don’t deal drugs in real life, but I do own that douchey tank top. 

slacktory:

Yesterday we shot a new episode of my fake how-to show, Nailed It! That’s Jason Oberholtzer, who plays a drug dealer, and Tom Leveritt, our director-producer. Just some normal guys trading shirts for an extra shot.

I don’t deal drugs in real life, but I do own that douchey tank top. 

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Happy Flag Day

Happy Flag Day

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless

get-elain-a-horse:

I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless


Sleepwalkers

This came out in 1992. 

Sleepwalkers

This came out in 1992. 

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Wherein I write about not getting laid at my college reunion, amongst other things…

Wherein I write about not getting laid at my college reunion, amongst other things…

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